Country

EAA HoldingsEffectively Armed Autists
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Capital EAA International Headquarters
Official Language English
Demonyn The 'Tism People
Government EAA Council
Leader CEO GuyNormus
Establishment January 2021
Population 0-2
Abbreviation EAA
ASC/N EAA

The EAA was a short-lived mercenary and construction company that owns some land. Its members are occasionally active, and still involved in certain projects on the server.

Creation

EAA was formed in early 2021. Two founding members were friends Guynormus and Tambo, who were discussing forming a clan so they would be able to private chat with multiple friends and not annoy everyone. The third founder Cala was new to the friend group. He took an interest, so he made his way to Normus' fort in the Mountain Range and then decided to join. Salah let them know they met the requirements to form a nation, so it was decided they would do so.

There were many ideas for the direction this group would take. Tambo, with his absurdist sense of humor from Tw*tter, wanted to name the group “The Larry the Cable Guy Fanclub.” Cala took a more edgy route, and wanted to create a terrorist organization (in Minecraft). Finally, GuyNormus wanted to create a corporation with a private military.

Ultimately, it was decided they would be a mercenary group of hands for hire, similar the real-world soldiers of fortune from Executive Outcomes. Thus, EAA Holdings was born.

They mainly focused on building the Armory. They also did some volunteer work during spawn visits, such as routinely fixing the public farms and making new cakes.

Death

With Cala's disappearance, and real-world responsibilities getting in the way of Normus' block game fun, he was unable to find a permanent third member to keep the nation alive, thus the group silently dissolved.

Rebirth

Coming soon to a Minecraft server near you.

Mountain Range

This region is located across the river from Midday Horror. It has tall mountains with cliffs, and an abandoned cave house can be found near the river.

This is where the underground Armory can be located, along with a cordoned-off area where mobs are allowed to spawn, and a couple art installations. There are also projects like a villager breeder, super smelter, and auto-brewer.

Sandpit

Located near the Alpha Spawn Union, this place is a quarry that was claimed by EAA. This mine outputs mainly stone, useless rocks, and various ores. The sand and gravel collected here is crafted into concrete to be used in art projects.

A massive creeper spawner was built by Normus. Its employees are Sans the skeleton and Bartholomew the golem. Creepers will spawn faster while standing on the AFK point, which also has a fish farm that is only accessible via Elytra.

The members of EAA vote on deciding group actions and policy, with founding members getting 1.5 votes. In the event of a tie, they seek a compromise or outside arbitration.

Members are pretty much allowed to do as they please, so long as they don't antagonize innocents and groups the EAA is not in conflict with.

The EAA is not rivals with any groups currently, and is on friendly terms with the HSK and ASU.

The EAA becomes a major supplier of redstone and obsidian whenever Normus goes on large mining sprees. Currently, the only things owned in bulk are bee-related items, and music discs and gunpowder from the Sandpit creeper farm.

Members of the EAA mostly do as they please, while improving on their bases and working on their art projects. There are two art installations in the Mountain Range now, with more to come in the future.

  • nations/aborted/eaa.txt
  • Last modified: 2021/05/06 10:44
  • by guynormus