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--- battles:walschor_war_of_independence [2013/09/19 12:03]
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 ^           //**War of Walschor Independence**//           ^^
-|  ||
+|   {{ :battles:ppaposter.jpg?direct&300 |}} \\ //RCF War Poster//   ||
-| Dates | 8-20-13 |
+| Dates | 8-20-13 to 9-22-13 |
 | Location | RCF, NW |
-| Result | Madeuwe taken by Rhodes\\ NW joins the Khaganate |
+| Result | Ròdo-Mongol Alliance victory\\ Madeuwe and Voelhaven taken by Rhodes\\ Continental and Insular NW annexed by the Khaganate\\ Creation of [[nations:al-breshique|al-Breshique]]\\ areteee and caBst became BFF |
 ^  Belligerents  ||
-| {{:nations:balls:nwalschor.png|Flag}} [[nations:rhodesisch-nieuw_walschor|Nieuw Walschor]]\\ {{:nations:balls:kriegstein.png|Flag}} [[nations:kriegsteinconsortium|Kriegstein Consulate]]\\ {{:nations:balls:north_ender.png|Flag}} [[nations:northender|North Ender]]\\ {{:nations:balls:onionland.png|Flag}} [[nations:onionland|Onionland]] | {{:nations:balls:wrhodes.png|Flag}} [[nations:rhodesian_confederation|Rhodesian Confederation]]\\ {{:nations:balls:kkhaganate.png|Flag}} [[nations:katten_khaganate|Katten Khaganate]]\\ {{:nations:balls:auri.png|Flag}} [[nations:aurian_reich|Auri]]\\ {{:nations:balls:nfinngolia.png|Flag}} [[nations:new_finngolia|New Finngolia]]\\ {{:nations:balls:bremen.png|Flag}} [[nations:bremen|Bremen]]\\ {{:settlements:nzmnbs:nbs_s.png?15|Flag}} [[settlements:nazi_moonbase|Nazi Moonbase]]\\  {{:guilds:logo.png?15|}} [[guilds:greenlandscaping|Green and co. Landscaping]] \\ {{:nations:balls:ender.png|Flag}} [[nations:ender|Ender Republic]]\\ |
+| {{:nations:balls:nwalschor.png|Flag}} [[nations:rhodesisch-nieuw_walschor|Nieuw Walschor]]\\ {{:nations:balls:kriegstein.png|Flag}} [[nations:kriegsteinconsortium|Kriegstein Consulate]]\\ {{:nations:balls:north_ender.png|Flag}} [[nations:northender|North Ender]]\\ {{:nations:balls:onionland.png|Flag}} [[nations:onionland|Onionland]] | {{:nations:balls:wrhodes.png|Flag}} [[nations:rhodesian_confederation|Rhodesian Confederation]]\\ {{:nations:balls:kkhaganate.png|Flag}} [[nations:katten_khaganate|Katten Khaganate]]\\ {{:nations:balls:auri.png|Flag}} [[nations:aurian_reich|Auri]]\\ {{:nations:balls:nfinngolia.png|Flag}} [[nations:new_finngolia|New Finngolia]]\\ {{:nations:balls:bremen.png|Flag}} [[nations:bremen:start|Bremen]]\\ {{:settlements:nzmnbs:nbs_s.png?15|Flag}} [[settlements:nazi_moonbase|Nazi Moonbase]]\\  {{:guilds:logo.png?15|}} [[orders_and_guilds:guilds:greenlandscaping|Green and co. Landscaping]] \\ {{:nations:balls:ender.png|Flag}} [[nations:ender|Ender Republic]]\\ |
 ^  Leaders and Commanders  ||
 | {{:nations:balls:nwalschor.png|Flag}} P.P.A.\\ {{:nations:balls:ks-officer.png|Flag}} Sidmarcus\\ {{:nations:balls:north_ender.png|Flag}}Bulgogi\\ {{:nations:balls:north_ender.png|Flag}} Kim Jong Bat\\ {{:nations:balls:onionland.png|Flag}} Enton    | {{:nations:balls:rhodes_navalensign.png|Flag}} Cabst\\ {{:nations:balls:kkhaganate.png|Flag}} Killer_Chris\\ {{:nations:balls:auri.png|Flag}} mazznoff\\ {{:nations:balls:nfinngolia.png|Flag}} Venomthrope\\ {{:nations:balls:bremen.png|Flag}} areteee\\ {{:settlements:nzmnbs:nbs_s.png?15|Flag}} _glo\\  {{:guilds:logo.png?15|}} Greenkitten\\ {{:nations:balls:endersouthtricorne.png|Flag}} Hinoarashi\\ |
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 ===== Outcome =====
-Seeing Madeuwe seized by Rhodes and given to Ghoul, P_P_A became anxious about losing Voelhaven and Noord Wortland, and seeing them similarly sodomised. He attempted to reach a settlement with caBst, but the latter's outrageous demands were deemed unacceptable, and negotiations failed. Since P_P_A was too busy/lazy to build a castle for the defence of the Nieuw Walschorer mainland, he instead approached the Mongols and offered to join them, thereby depriving caBst of a vital ally (the Katten Khaganate had fielded half of the Rhodesian side's forces) and choosing a more trustworthy overlord. Nieuw Walschor—minus Madeuwe—became a vassal of the Al-Breshique Khanate on the 18th of September, unceremoniously ending the war.
+Seeing Madeuwe seized by Rhodes and given to Ghoul, P_P_A  - severely butthurt - became anxious about losing Voelhaven and Noord Wortland, and seeing them similarly sodomised. He attempted to reach a settlement with caBst, but the latter's outrageous demands were deemed unacceptable, and negotiations failed. Since P_P_A was too busy/lazy to build a castle for the defence of the Nieuw Walschorer mainland, he instead approached the Mongols and offered to join them, thereby depriving caBst of a vital ally (the Katten Khaganate had fielded <del>half of the Rhodesian side's forces)</del> 2 people and choosing a more trustworthy overlord. Nieuw Walschor—minus Madeuwe—became a vassal of the Al-Breshique Khanate on the 18th of September, unceremoniously ending the war. The Rhodesian Confederation accepted the Peace between the Khaganate and New Walschor the 22nd of September when the Rhodesian Confederation and the Khaten Khaganate signed the Treaty of Maleth (also known as the Partition of Walschor) in which the Voelhaven peninsula and metropolitan area was ceded to the RCF while the rest of Continental New Wlaschor remained under control of the K.K. Emperor Chris of Battkhort-Breshik also contested the neutrality given to Noord Wortland, claiming what is rightfully his. Gott schütze den Kaiser!
+<hidden Signing of the Treaty of Maleth>
+<file>
+<caBst|IRC> Do it Chris.
+<caBst|IRC> I know you want it.
+<Chris> 1 sec
+<Chris> caBst|IRC,
+<Chris> http://i.imgur.com/tSVsKpK.png
+<Chris> we should make a treaty
+<Chris> :-DDDDDDd
+<caBst|IRC> I completely agree.
+<caBst|IRC> Where do I sign?
+<caBst|IRC> :----DDDD
+<Chris> The Treaty of Maleth was signed on the early morning of 22-09-13 GMT between the parties of the Rhodesian Confederation and the al-Breshique Khanate regarding the cession of the Voelhaven peninsula to the RCF in exchange for 64 diamond blocks
+</file>
+</hidden>
 ===== Related Media =====
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 ===== Reactions =====
-The Mongol Alliance were extremely butthurt that the Mongols, being the superior military might, annexed Nieuw Walschor. The official Mongol response was: {{:battles:yoba.png?200|}}
+The Rhodes-Mongol Alliance were extremely butthurt that the Mongols, being the <del>superior military might</del> proto-gooks they are, annexed Nieuw Walschor.
+\\
+**P.P.A.**
-**caBst**
+:3c
-<hidden Rhodesian butthurts>
-<file>
-(3:26:10 PM) caBst|IRC-Zwei: greenkitten
-(3:26:14 PM) caBst|IRC-Zwei: Not cool man.
-(3:26:19 PM) caBst|IRC-Zwei: You let PPA take the easy way.
-(3:26:36 PM) caBst|IRC-Zwei: Now he thinks he won the war and that he's untouchable.
-(3:26:46 PM) caBst|IRC-Zwei: No what we were aiming for.
-(3:26:56 PM) caBst|IRC-Zwei: But we can still screw him up.
-(3:26:58 PM) caBst|IRC-Zwei: You in?
-(3:27:18 PM) caBst|IRC-Zwei: pls respond
-(3:31:51 PM) caBst|IRC-Zwei: :(
-(4:05:41 PM) Snake_Plissken: >playing minecraft >2013
-(4:05:48 PM) Snake_Plissken: ishygddt
-(4:05:57 PM) caBst|IRC-Zwei: greenkitten pls
-(4:06:18 PM) greenkitten: hello
-(4:07:16 PM) caBst|IRC-Zwei: greenkitten read what I said please.
-(4:07:31 PM) greenkitten: KK won
-(4:07:34 PM) greenkitten: you lost
-(4:07:37 PM) greenkitten: make dealings
-(4:07:45 PM) caBst|IRC-Zwei: I'll pay you.
-(4:08:14 PM) caBst|IRC-Zwei: Why do you have to be like this?
-(4:08:43 PM) greenkitten: Because I don't really care for the server
-(4:08:46 PM) caBst|IRC-Zwei: Generally I wouldn't care, but I feel you're trying to help PPA.
-(4:08:58 PM) caBst|IRC-Zwei: All I wanted was to screw PPA before I left this fucking server.
-(4:09:03 PM) caBst|IRC-Zwei: And you just ruined it for me.
-(4:09:59 PM) greenkitten: mad?
-(4:10:04 PM) caBst|IRC-Zwei: Let's just make a partition of his stupid land. That will piss him off.
-(4:10:04 PM) greenkitten: why so mad bro?
-(4:10:13 PM) Snake_Plissken: he mad
-(4:10:37 PM) Snake_Plissken: so mad
-(4:11:36 PM) caBst|IRC-Zwei: I don't claim to be a good person, but I'm not even this much of an asshole.
-(4:11:41 PM) caBst|IRC-Zwei left the room (quit: "Non Plus Ultra").
-</file>
-</hidden>
 \\
-**areteee**
+**Enton**
-<hidden Nazi butthurt><file>
-(7:29:41 PM) areteee: greenkitten
+[19:01:27] <Enton> >mongols
-(7:29:46 PM) ***areteee slaps greenkitten around a bit with a large trout
-(7:30:00 PM) greenkitten: yo
-(7:30:09 PM) areteee: what the fug did you do
-(7:30:16 PM) greenkitten: Annexed
-(7:30:18 PM) greenkitten: it all
-(7:30:20 PM) areteee: >A few weeks after the Battle of Madeuwe, Nieuw Walschor surrendered to the Katten Khaganate.
-(7:30:24 PM) areteee:  >The Duchy of Nieuw Walschor is the successor state of the Principality of Nieuw Walschor. This dutchboo nation centred on Voelhaven and encompassing a number of island colonies is a member state of the Katten Khaganate.
-(7:30:24 PM) greenkitten: :3
-(7:30:38 PM) greenkitten: We win
-(7:30:39 PM) areteee: but this isnt how it works
-(7:30:41 PM) greenkitten: You lose
-(7:30:47 PM) greenkitten: make dealings
-(7:30:59 PM) greenkitten: I R EBIN TROLL
-(7:31:03 PM) greenkitten: xDDD
-(7:31:10 PM) areteee: so you did this without consulting any of your allies
-(7:31:14 PM) areteee: and backstabbed all of us?
-(7:31:41 PM) areteee: is that how it is?
-(7:31:57 PM) greenkitten: I'll just say what I said to caBst this morning
-(7:32:00 PM) greenkitten: u mad?
-(7:32:08 PM) areteee: no
-(7:32:14 PM) areteee: but I dont ally with people who fuck with me
-(7:32:16 PM) areteee: so fuck you
-(7:32:44 PM) areteee: Bremen has had a longer relationship with the KK so I wont do shit if cabst gets buttmad
-(7:32:53 PM) areteee: but on the other hand I wont just take this
-(7:33:00 PM) areteee: in the future I wont fight with you anymore
-(7:33:13 PM) greenkitten: So butthurt
-(7:33:18 PM) areteee: whatever
-(7:33:37 PM) areteee: nerd
-(7:33:42 PM) greenkitten: hehe
-(7:33:53 PM) greenkitten: i trol u
-(7:34:04 PM) areteee: yes you ruined my war fun
-(7:34:05 PM) areteee: fuck you asshole
-(7:34:14 PM) areteee: this is far too cheap for PPA
-(7:34:35 PM) greenkitten: Declare war on us then
-(7:34:59 PM) areteee: yeah nah ill keep out of war with the KK
-(7:35:02 PM) greenkitten: I wanna see you squirm
-(7:35:04 PM) areteee: too much of a shitstorm to deal with
-(7:35:11 PM) greenkitten: pussy
-(7:35:18 PM) greenkitten: BREMEN WEAK!
-(7:35:21 PM) areteee: shut up I wont fall for you shitty 15yo troll attempts at provocating me
-(7:35:22 PM) greenkitten: MONGOL STRONG!
-(7:35:37 PM) greenkitten: RHODES WEAK
-(7:35:42 PM) areteee: on the other hand I will just ignore you infidel
-(7:35:42 PM) greenkitten: MONGOL STRONG!
-(7:35:49 PM) areteee: I dont give a shit about rhodes
-(7:36:01 PM) areteee: bye asshole
-(7:36:14 PM) greenkitten: So you'll just sit there and let us mongols do what we like?
-(7:36:20 PM) greenkitten: Wow
-(7:36:26 PM) greenkitten: such a weakling
-</file>
-</hidden>
-\\
-**P.P.A.**
+**Venomthrope**
-:3c
+Mongols confirmed for peace loving hippies. Genghis Khan does not approve.
+** Official Congressional Comment from the Republic of Ender **
+The situation which has evolved is ultimately the best solution for all parties involved. The Khaganate offers autonomy and dignity to its member states. Walschorers can live free. These events are a victory for the <del>Free</del> enslaved world.
+** Bremen **
+Looking back at the history of battles Bremen and the Mongols have fought together we did not expect this treachery. Unfortunately the Mongols have become peace loving fools who - led by severe underage - prefer trolling over blood and honor. We shall never ally with such untrustworthy cowards again, let alone that only one guy showed up for the battle while the other didnt even arrive on time. Even though surrender conditions have changed unexpectedly this is nevertheless a glorious victory for Bremen and its allies and a prime example for Nieuw Walschor' cowardice.
+** caBst **
+Chris is a pretty cool guy. Gott schütze den Kaiser.