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After months of oppression, the Duchy of Nieuw Walschor declared independence from the Rhodesian Confederation, thus violating its laws. Cabst deemed this a rebellion and vowed to crush it. Both sides were subsequently joined by allies old and new. A few weeks after the Battle of Madeuwe, Nieuw Walschor surrendered to the Katten Khaganate.
Nieuw Walschor had joined the Rhodesian Confederation earlier that year. The actions of Lord Cabst, which included underhanded deals with the Mongols, an increasing concentration of power, and finally the unconstitutional ouster of Lord Uxbridge deeply unsettled New Walschor. The lingering distrust between the RCF's government and New Walschor erupted into open hostility, and finally the latter proclaimed that it would henceforth determine its own future.
The Kriegstein Consulate pledged its support for the ambitions of her long-time ally, the Walschorer nation. Out of solidarity, the Democratic People's Republic of Ender which was likewise struggling for independence, too, joined Nieuw Walschor. The remnants of Onionland, too, could be rallied to fight against their ancient nemesis New Finngolia. In an attempt to topple the regime of the RCF, Nieuw Walschor also lent its support to Lord Uxbridge in the Rhodesian Civil War.
When word of the war reached Al-Iskandariya, the war-hungry Mongols of Katten readily entered the war to support their partner Cabst, joined by Auri. Long an enemy of Nieuw Walschor, and after recent diplomatic tensions caused by New Finngolia providing asylum to a wanted Kreigsteinian criminal, venomthrope seized the opportunity to spread the conflict to the Florina Sea. Bremen under areteee joined as well, owing to personal reasons the illegitimate behaviour of PPA and his fellows as well as the KCO Alliance. While it has no interest in the conflict and holds an official state non-aggression policy, the Republic of Ender has pledged support to the coalition opposing the communist insurgents of North Ender.
The Walschor alliance's support of the Northender militants continued. On August 29th, a session of Congress declared the Ender Republic's formal entry into the war in support of the Rhodesian alliance.
Seeing Madeuwe seized by Rhodes and given to Ghoul, P_P_A became anxious about losing Voelhaven and Noord Wortland, and seeing them similarly sodomised. He attempted to reach a settlement with caBst, but the latter's outrageous demands were deemed unacceptable, and negotiations failed. Since P_P_A was too busy/lazy to build a castle for the defence of the Nieuw Walschorer mainland, he instead approached the Mongols and offered to join them, thereby depriving caBst of a vital ally (the Katten Khaganate had fielded half of the Rhodesian side's forces) and choosing a more trustworthy overlord. Nieuw Walschor—minus Madeuwe—became a vassal of the Al-Breshique Khanate on the 18th of September, unceremoniously ending the war.
Rhodesian Declaration of War Speech by HM the Lord Admiral of the Navies
Rhodesian Declaration of War Speech by HM the Lord Admiral of the Navies
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The Mongol Alliance were extremely butthurt that the Mongols, being the superior military might, annexed Nieuw Walschor. The official Mongol response was: 
caBst
(3:26:10 PM) caBst|IRC-Zwei: greenkitten
(3:26:14 PM) caBst|IRC-Zwei: Not cool man.
(3:26:19 PM) caBst|IRC-Zwei: You let PPA take the easy way.
(3:26:36 PM) caBst|IRC-Zwei: Now he thinks he won the war and that he's untouchable.
(3:26:46 PM) caBst|IRC-Zwei: No what we were aiming for.
(3:26:56 PM) caBst|IRC-Zwei: But we can still screw him up.
(3:26:58 PM) caBst|IRC-Zwei: You in?
(3:27:18 PM) caBst|IRC-Zwei: pls respond
(3:31:51 PM) caBst|IRC-Zwei: :(
(4:05:41 PM) Snake_Plissken: >playing minecraft >2013
(4:05:48 PM) Snake_Plissken: ishygddt
(4:05:57 PM) caBst|IRC-Zwei: greenkitten pls
(4:06:18 PM) greenkitten: hello
(4:07:16 PM) caBst|IRC-Zwei: greenkitten read what I said please.
(4:07:31 PM) greenkitten: KK won
(4:07:34 PM) greenkitten: you lost
(4:07:37 PM) greenkitten: make dealings
(4:07:45 PM) caBst|IRC-Zwei: I'll pay you.
(4:08:14 PM) caBst|IRC-Zwei: Why do you have to be like this?
(4:08:43 PM) greenkitten: Because I don't really care for the server
(4:08:46 PM) caBst|IRC-Zwei: Generally I wouldn't care, but I feel you're trying to help PPA.
(4:08:58 PM) caBst|IRC-Zwei: All I wanted was to screw PPA before I left this fucking server.
(4:09:03 PM) caBst|IRC-Zwei: And you just ruined it for me.
(4:09:59 PM) greenkitten: mad?
(4:10:04 PM) caBst|IRC-Zwei: Let's just make a partition of his stupid land. That will piss him off.
(4:10:04 PM) greenkitten: why so mad bro?
(4:10:13 PM) Snake_Plissken: he mad
(4:10:37 PM) Snake_Plissken: so mad
(4:11:36 PM) caBst|IRC-Zwei: I don't claim to be a good person, but I'm not even this much of an asshole.
(4:11:41 PM) caBst|IRC-Zwei left the room (quit: "Non Plus Ultra").
areteee
(7:29:41 PM) areteee: greenkitten
(7:29:46 PM) ***areteee slaps greenkitten around a bit with a large trout
(7:30:00 PM) greenkitten: yo
(7:30:09 PM) areteee: what the fug did you do
(7:30:16 PM) greenkitten: Annexed
(7:30:18 PM) greenkitten: it all
(7:30:20 PM) areteee: >A few weeks after the Battle of Madeuwe, Nieuw Walschor surrendered to the Katten Khaganate.
(7:30:24 PM) areteee: >The Duchy of Nieuw Walschor is the successor state of the Principality of Nieuw Walschor. This dutchboo nation centred on Voelhaven and encompassing a number of island colonies is a member state of the Katten Khaganate.
(7:30:24 PM) greenkitten: :3
(7:30:38 PM) greenkitten: We win
(7:30:39 PM) areteee: but this isnt how it works
(7:30:41 PM) greenkitten: You lose
(7:30:47 PM) greenkitten: make dealings
(7:30:59 PM) greenkitten: I R EBIN TROLL
(7:31:03 PM) greenkitten: xDDD
(7:31:10 PM) areteee: so you did this without consulting any of your allies
(7:31:14 PM) areteee: and backstabbed all of us?
(7:31:41 PM) areteee: is that how it is?
(7:31:57 PM) greenkitten: I'll just say what I said to caBst this morning
(7:32:00 PM) greenkitten: u mad?
(7:32:08 PM) areteee: no
(7:32:14 PM) areteee: but I dont ally with people who fuck with me
(7:32:16 PM) areteee: so fuck you
(7:32:44 PM) areteee: Bremen has had a longer relationship with the KK so I wont do shit if cabst gets buttmad
(7:32:53 PM) areteee: but on the other hand I wont just take this
(7:33:00 PM) areteee: in the future I wont fight with you anymore
(7:33:13 PM) greenkitten: So butthurt
(7:33:18 PM) areteee: whatever
(7:33:37 PM) areteee: nerd
(7:33:42 PM) greenkitten: hehe
(7:33:53 PM) greenkitten: i trol u
(7:34:04 PM) areteee: yes you ruined my war fun
(7:34:05 PM) areteee: fuck you asshole
(7:34:14 PM) areteee: this is far too cheap for PPA
(7:34:35 PM) greenkitten: Declare war on us then
(7:34:59 PM) areteee: yeah nah ill keep out of war with the KK
(7:35:02 PM) greenkitten: I wanna see you squirm
(7:35:04 PM) areteee: too much of a shitstorm to deal with
(7:35:11 PM) greenkitten: pussy
(7:35:18 PM) greenkitten: BREMEN WEAK!
(7:35:21 PM) areteee: shut up I wont fall for you shitty 15yo troll attempts at provocating me
(7:35:22 PM) greenkitten: MONGOL STRONG!
(7:35:37 PM) greenkitten: RHODES WEAK
(7:35:42 PM) areteee: on the other hand I will just ignore you infidel
(7:35:42 PM) greenkitten: MONGOL STRONG!
(7:35:49 PM) areteee: I dont give a shit about rhodes
(7:36:01 PM) areteee: bye asshole
(7:36:14 PM) greenkitten: So you'll just sit there and let us mongols do what we like?
(7:36:20 PM) greenkitten: Wow
(7:36:26 PM) greenkitten: such a weakling
Nieuw Walschor
Kriegstein Consulate
North Ender
Onionland 
Rhodesian Confederation
Katten Khaganate
Auri
New Finngolia
Bremen
Nazi Moonbase
Green and co. Landscaping 
Ender Republic
Sidmarcus
Cabst
Hinoarashi