The Privacy Battle and Chaos in Portymouth

The Privacy Battle and Chaos in Portymouth Part of the Mongol Wars
Dates	April 18th 2013
Location	Porty Mouth
Result	Moderation defeated Greenkitten now owns all the bridges in Portymouth Hinoarashi and PPA left to clean up
Belligerents
Porty Mouth	Katten Khanate	Katten Khaganate	The mods
Leaders and Commanders
Hinoarashi	Greenkitten	Killer Chris	P_P_A Elkku112
Strength
1 And dogs	1	1	2
Loses
0	9	4	Elkku: 22 PPA: 36

The Mongols were minding their own business in the lovely port of mouth when suddenly they were jumped by dastardly Europeans who were up to no good.

Hinoarashi was taking K_Chris on a tour of Portymouth, when suddenly moderation staff appeared and spooked poor Chris. Like the disabled child he is, Chris began frailing his arms around attacking anyone who was near. Not too long after the mods teleported Greenkitten in to help subdue the rage inside Chris, though this method was unsuccessful as Green walked off and found some dogs to play with. With Chris scared of the mods prying into his affairs in the town their slaughter did not stop.

Hinoarashi had failed as a master of her canine companions allowing them to be untamed and violent. Green found Hino's house and being a dog lover decided to play with them. Though Hino's dogs did not like being played with or petted and ran back to Hinoarashi. In hot pursuit Green chased after the dogs to try and pet them. These dogs though were vicious, mean and untrained. They proceeded to maul Greenkitten to death a couple times until they calmed down.

With Green scared of Hino's feral dogs and the mods scared of Chris they found a bridge to play on. This bridge was dangerous though and many people were pushed off into the canals of Portymouth. After being pushed off a few times Greenkitten declared that he would become a troll and live under the bridge. Not long after it was found that green kittens cannot live under bridges because they drown in water. Chris who has stopped his freakout found the mods playing on the bridge and decided to play as well, though through his downsyndrome strength the retarded Chris played far too roughly and ended up killing the mods. This game of “King of the bridge” lasted many minutes and caused many deaths. Greenkitten knowing he could not win this game through strength decided to put his name on it as well as every other bridge in Portymouth.

While claiming every bridge and adding yevs to charge a toll, Greenkitten called this a victory for the Khanate. Using this as an excuse K_Chris started killing the mods under the excuse that they did not pay the tolls.

Here is where the battle got confusing for all involved and it basically became a free for all. Greenkitten declared Portymouth Khanate property (as well as claiming the entire server) and told P_P_A that he was trespassing, which allowed chris to use this flimsy excuse to kill him a couple more times. P_P_A then said he had a house in Finngolia thus making it an official battle or something, Hinoarashi proclaimed that neither parties had rights to Portymouth though her interjections fell of deaf ears. Though she did mention it was Mongols vs Mongols which was jokingly replied to with “Yeah, Khanate vs Khaganate” by Green. This joke though was taken quite literally by Chris who claimed to be the original Khan and decided to kill Green under the “authority” of the Khaganate. This spurred the free for all, many swords were stolen, many lives were lost and many caskets littered Portymouth.

Hinoarashi was left to clean up the town, the caskets, the signs and whatever else was misplaced or changed. With a little help from PPA the toll yevs were removed and the town was set free from Khanate/Khaganate oppression.

(8:14:01 PM) autism: Elkku112 was shot by Killer_Chris
(8:14:36 PM) autism: Elkku112 was burnt to a crisp whilst fighting Killer_Chris
(8:15:09 PM) autism: Elkku112 was shot by Killer_Chris
(8:16:34 PM) autism: Elkku112 was burnt to a crisp whilst fighting Killer_Chris
(8:17:38 PM) autism: Elkku112 was slain by Killer_Chris using Free Uganda
(8:18:48 PM) autism: Elkku112 was burnt to a crisp whilst fighting Killer_Chris
(8:27:10 PM) autism: Greenkitten was slain by Elkku112
(8:27:23 PM) autism: P_P_A was slain by Killer_Chris using Free Uganda
(8:27:57 PM) autism: P_P_A was slain by Killer_Chris using Free Uganda
(8:28:05 PM) autism: P_P_A was shot by Killer_Chris
(8:28:31 PM) autism: Elkku112 was slain by Killer_Chris using Free Uganda
(8:32:19 PM) autism: Elkku112 was slain by Greenkitten
(8:34:35 PM) autism: Greenkitten drowned
(8:35:32 PM) autism: P_P_A was slain by Killer_Chris using Free Uganda
(8:35:46 PM) autism: Elkku112 was slain by Killer_Chris using Free Uganda
(8:36:48 PM) autism: P_P_A was slain by Killer_Chris using Free Uganda
(8:36:55 PM) autism: Greenkitten was slain by Killer_Chris using Free Uganda
(8:37:09 PM) autism: Elkku112 was burnt to a crisp whilst fighting Killer_Chris
(8:37:55 PM) autism: P_P_A was slain by Killer_Chris using Free Uganda
(8:39:17 PM) autism: Elkku112 was killed trying to hurt Killer_Chris
(8:39:35 PM) autism: P_P_A was slain by Killer_Chris using Free Uganda
(8:39:36 PM) autism: Greenkitten was slain by Killer_Chris using Free Uganda
(8:39:52 PM) autism: P_P_A was slain by Killer_Chris using Free Uganda
(8:39:58 PM) autism: Elkku112 was slain by Killer_Chris using Free Uganda
(8:40:14 PM) autism: P_P_A was slain by Killer_Chris using Free Uganda
(8:40:57 PM) autism: Elkku112 was slain by Killer_Chris using Free Uganda
(8:41:30 PM) autism: P_P_A was slain by Killer_Chris using Free Uganda
(8:41:45 PM) autism: Elkku112 was slain by Killer_Chris using Free Uganda
(8:41:55 PM) autism: P_P_A was burnt to a crisp whilst fighting Killer_Chris
(8:42:21 PM) autism: P_P_A was burnt to a crisp whilst fighting Killer_Chris
(8:42:36 PM) autism: P_P_A was doomed to fall
(8:42:48 PM) autism: Elkku112 was slain by Killer_Chris using Free Uganda
(8:43:04 PM) autism: Killer_Chris was slain by P_P_A
(8:44:00 PM) autism: Elkku112 was blown up by Creeper
(8:44:30 PM) autism: P_P_A was slain by Killer_Chris using Free Uganda
(8:45:19 PM) autism: P_P_A was slain by Killer_Chris using Free Uganda
(8:45:41 PM) autism: P_P_A was slain by Killer_Chris using Free Uganda
(8:46:28 PM) autism: P_P_A was slain by Killer_Chris using Free Uganda
(8:47:01 PM) autism: Elkku112 was slain by Killer_Chris using Free Uganda
(8:47:27 PM) autism: P_P_A was slain by Killer_Chris using Free Uganda
(8:48:36 PM) autism: P_P_A was shot by Killer_Chris
(8:49:48 PM) autism: P_P_A was slain by Killer_Chris using Free Uganda
(8:50:21 PM) autism: P_P_A was shot by Killer_Chris
(8:50:36 PM) autism: P_P_A was shot by Killer_Chris
(8:51:35 PM) autism: Elkku112 was slain by Killer_Chris using Free Uganda
(8:51:57 PM) autism: P_P_A was slain by Killer_Chris using Free Uganda
(8:53:12 PM) autism: P_P_A was shot by Killer_Chris
(8:53:33 PM) autism: P_P_A was burnt to a crisp whilst fighting Killer_Chris
(8:53:49 PM) autism: P_P_A was slain by Killer_Chris using Free Uganda
(8:55:16 PM) autism: P_P_A was slain by Killer_Chris using Free Uganda
(8:55:42 PM) autism: P_P_A was slain by Killer_Chris using Free Uganda
(8:56:13 PM) autism: P_P_A was slain by Killer_Chris using Free Uganda
(8:57:50 PM) autism: P_P_A was slain by Killer_Chris using Free Uganda
(8:59:13 PM) autism: P_P_A was slain by Killer_Chris using Free Uganda
(9:00:17 PM) autism: P_P_A was shot by Killer_Chris
(9:00:46 PM) autism: Greenkitten was slain by Killer_Chris using Free Uganda
(9:02:04 PM) autism: P_P_A was slain by Greenkitten using MONGOL STRONG!
(9:02:12 PM) autism: Killer_Chris was slain by Greenkitten using MONGOL STRONG!
(9:02:47 PM) autism: Killer_Chris was slain by Greenkitten using MONGOL STRONG!
(9:03:08 PM) autism: Killer_Chris was slain by Greenkitten using Free Uganda
(9:03:54 PM) autism: P_P_A was slain by Greenkitten using Free Uganda
(9:04:35 PM) autism: Greenkitten was slain by Killer_Chris
(9:04:42 PM) autism: Elkku112 was slain by Killer_Chris
(9:05:20 PM) autism: Elkku112 was burnt to a crisp whilst fighting Killer_Chris
(9:05:35 PM) autism: P_P_A was slain by Killer_Chris
(9:05:45 PM) autism: Greenkitten was slain by Killer_Chris
(9:06:03 PM) autism: Elkku112 was slain by Killer_Chris
(9:07:50 PM) autism: Elkku112 was slain by Greenkitten
(9:08:05 PM) autism: P_P_A was slain by Killer_Chris
(9:09:52 PM) autism: Elkku112 was slain by Greenkitten using MONGOL STRONG!

Plus Hino's dogs killed Greenkitten twice