The Battle of Autism

Battle of Autism part of the Mongol Wars
Does this look like a mongol ready for war?
Date	27-4-12
Location	Eien-kyo
Result	Major Butthurt
Belligerents
Katten Khanate	GAM Freistaat Bayern
Leaders and Commanders
GreenKitten K_chris	MystiaLorelei te3
Strength
2	3
Losses
2 innocent bystanders	2, many items

FUCKING FUCK AUTISM ALL ROUND

Mystia was having a whinge about truces and shit. Once again she made comments saying she did not want war while at the same time making death threats. Basically the gist of her threats were “If mongols enter GAM I will kill them.” So unarmed Greenkitten waltzed into Eienkyo with nothing in hand. He took a few melons and started punching Iron Golems as he is part of B.E.N.I.S. a group dedicated to stopping the spread of Yevs around the server. Mystia got Te3 out to Eien-kyo to stop Green from ethnically clensing the lands.

Full of butthurt Mystia was still making threats and complaining about treaties and truces. K_Chris and Greenkitten decided to pay another friendly visit to Eien-kyo, the two tried to get Sikandar to join them on their visit but he declined saying “I'm gonna do my own thing from now on.” Some time later he demanded satisfaction from Mystia and challenged her to a duel, citing her arrogance and disrespect.

After arriving in Eien-kyo Green and Chris split up, Chris went idle and Green went to go inquire about building an embassy in good faith. After meeting Mystia along the way the 2 greeted each other in a civil way, bowing at each other a few times. Green then found a plot and left a couple of messages asking for permission to build an embassy in good faith, then suddenly SIKANDAR OUT OF NOWHERE! Sikander donned in full diamond armour, and armed to the teeth started killing the weeaboos. Greenkitten stood too close and was mistaken by the weeaboos as an enemy and got slaughtered for no reason whatsoever, while Sikandar escaped into the scenery of the large Asian city the weeaboos wanted revenge and went hunting. Unfortunately Chris was killed under the assumption that Sikandar had been with the mongols at the time. Eventually the weeaboos cried hard enough at te3 to come and summon Sikandar to get their stuff back, but much to their dismay Sikandar did not have any of their items anymore.

All parties involved were anal frustrated by the ordeal, the mongols who planned a peaceful visit had all their items stripped from them and were maliciously murdered for no reasons. While the weeaboos were left without their full armoury of diamond tools and armour. Both parties were complaining that they were attacked without warning, a fair few minutes of complaining broke te3 and he teleported the mongols to Eienkyo so that their items could be returned. Mystia angrily returned the mongols diamond tools and stacks of bread, while te3 gave Mystia some diamonds back.

Large amounts of buttdevistation all around.

Mystia could not recover her items as Sikandar had thrown them all into lava.