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REAL ARMY LOIF OF ELGGU 1488% LEGIT(now with More elggu loif in the FDF)

Ranslations for winnish impaired :–D

-PIC 1-

Liutenant: What it this half a company sized circus in here

Corporal: Its the (dont know engrish equivalent. marching formation for people going to the infirmary in the morning for check up or otherwise know as slackers trying to get release from service for the day) liutenant sir.

Private 1: Hurry up to formation private (name unstranslatable consists mostly of army slang consisting of funny names)

Private 2: the best VMDL(release from harsh manual labor.) marching speed, onward.

private 1: hey wasnt your other feet broken yesterday.

-PIC 2-

Medic: Then you check the groin for any bullet wounds. Shove that hand bravely down there private nothing is gay in the army there is only brotherhood.

Private 1: Sorry buddy.

Private 2: Be gentle.

-PIC 3-

Meanwhile in the Garrison Equipment storage

Storage Worker: They fit just fine and we dont change wet clothes for new ones sam.

(FDF FUN FACTS:The usual army storage people are generally hueg dicks and they wont change wet clothes for new ones for some fucking reason and the clothes never fit properly even if you take your proper size and the darker the coloration the better old ones look like they have been bleached and are shit to wear)