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| ^ //**Joodfontein**// ^^ | ^ //**Joodfontein**// ^^ | ||
| | {{:settlements:joodfontein-flagge.svg?195|}} || | | {{:settlements:joodfontein-flagge.svg?195|}} || | ||
| + | | Anthem | [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iom32fkRyGI|Ich fühle mich so schuldig]] | | ||
| | Location | -960 X, 5840 Z \\ [[http://map.dev-urandom.eu/#/-960/64/5840/-2/0/0|Map]] | | | Location | -960 X, 5840 Z \\ [[http://map.dev-urandom.eu/#/-960/64/5840/-2/0/0|Map]] | | ||
| - | | Local Languages | Afrikaans\\ Jiddish\\ | | + | | Local Languages | Afrikaans\\ Yiddish\\ | |
| | Demonyn | Yev | | | Demonyn | Yev | | ||
| | Government | ZOG | | | Government | ZOG | | ||
| | Leader | [[people:p_p_a|P_P_A]] | | | Leader | [[people:p_p_a|P_P_A]] | | ||
| | Establishment | 3rd March 2015 | | | Establishment | 3rd March 2015 | | ||
| - | | Population | 3 Yevs\\ 1 [[people:June|June]] | | + | | Population | 6 Yevs\\ 1 [[people:June|June]] | |
| | [[nations:asc|ASC/S]] | JFT | | | [[nations:asc|ASC/S]] | JFT | | ||
| </WRAP> | </WRAP> | ||
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| ==== Founding ==== | ==== Founding ==== | ||
| <WRAP left> | <WRAP left> | ||
| - | | {{:settlements:2015-03-03_23.56.34.png?214}} | | + | | {{:settlements:joodfontein_2.png?214}} | |
| | Joodfontein. | | | Joodfontein. | | ||
| </WRAP> | </WRAP> | ||
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| The community mourned his death, and at the suggestion of June, two graves were dug in everlasting memory of Schlomo Jr. and his father. | The community mourned his death, and at the suggestion of June, two graves were dug in everlasting memory of Schlomo Jr. and his father. | ||
| + | ==== The Racist Attack ==== | ||
| + | On the 8th of March, an anti-yevitic terrorist by the name of Dylanrules22 committed a racially motivated terror attack on the village, in the hopes that he would be banned as a martyr and pay alimony to 72 strong independent black single mothers in paradise. He started fires, uprooted innocent potatoes and flowers, freed oppressed sheep from the sheepfold and killed two <del>million</del> Yevs and horses. He announced the “destruction” of the village before committing suicide by mod. The damage was fixed a few minutes later. \\ | ||
| + | June was annoyed with some lazy sheep who didn't want to return to the sheepfold, and so he set them on fire. Later he thoroughly regretted it, and made a gravestone in their memory. | ||
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| ===== Geography ===== | ===== Geography ===== | ||
| Joodfontein is located at the mouth of a small river, which there flows into a sheltered bay. | Joodfontein is located at the mouth of a small river, which there flows into a sheltered bay. | ||
| ===== Economy ===== | ===== Economy ===== | ||
| - | The Yevs of Joodfontein grow potatoes, but they are also crafty merchants who readily engage in trade with any visitor. Especially good items to trade are chunks of rotten meat, Yevs are ready to buy them in high quantities. Knowing so, a small factory was estabilished, which can daily provide rotten meat to ever-grateful Yevs. | + | The Yevs of Joodfontein grow potatoes, but they are also crafty merchants who readily engage in trade with any visitor. Especially good items to trade are chunks of rotten meat, Yevs are ready to buy them in high quantities. Knowing this, a small factory was estabilished, which can daily provide rotten meat to ever-grateful Yevs. |
| ===== Demographics ===== | ===== Demographics ===== | ||
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| | Shlomo†, David, and Sarah | | | Shlomo†, David, and Sarah | | ||
| </WRAP> | </WRAP> | ||
| - | 3 <del>million</del> Yevs reside in Yevfontein, June and P_P_A are honorary citizens. | + | 6 <del>million</del> Yevs reside in Yevfontein, June and P_P_A are honorary citizens. |
| ===== Culture ===== | ===== Culture ===== | ||
| + | <WRAP left> | ||
| + | | {{:settlements:joodfontein_1.png?214}} | | ||
| + | | A typical view of Joodfontein. | | ||
| + | </WRAP> | ||
| The small village bears traces of [[settlements:madeuwe|Madeuwean]] culture, most visible in the all-wooden architecture with its prominent gables. | The small village bears traces of [[settlements:madeuwe|Madeuwean]] culture, most visible in the all-wooden architecture with its prominent gables. | ||