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+<wrap em>WARNING:</wrap> This user is a moderator.
+mods = fags.
+He is also more faggier than [[people:oldmodwholeft|some fags]].
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 ====== GlitchyBat ======
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 | **National Affiliation:**    | [[nations:ender2|Republic of Ender]]|
 | **Joined:**                  | November 2012                                                     |
+|Ethnicity |  [[Ethnicities:enderian|Enderian]] |
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 One day, Glitchy fell asleep in his hidden bunker. When he awoke, Oceania had melted away and all that was around him was a mysterious forest with trees made of wood no one had ever seen before. Gathering the remaining Enderians, they all set off on a great quest to rebuild the great nation of Ender.
-==== The Enderian Crusade ====
+==== The Great Enderian Quest ====
-Glitchy, Hino, and [[https://dev-urandom.eu/people:unimportant#Roobyon|Rubyon]] all set off to find an [[http://minecraft.gamepedia.com/End_Portal|ancient Enderian device]] to reach the moon and obtain a [[http://minecraft.gamepedia.com/Dragon_Egg|Powerful Artifact]] to rebuild the nation.
+[[battles:enderquest|Article featuring the Great Enderian Quest]]
-The trek around the new land was not an easy one. While some Enderians dug deep to start a surplus of materials, Glitchy had gone out in search of Ender Pearls and, during travel through a cave system, stumbled into a stronghold. Using telepathy, he alerted all Enderians to flock to the area, and a wooden hut of glory was established.
-Tirelessly, the Enderians worked around the clock to find pearls and a Nether Fortress for Blaze Rods. They faced many obstacles and battled many foes, but roughly 24 hours after the new world had formed, Glitchy and Hino assembled a squad consisting of roughly 7 people. Glitchy managed to miscount the fucking pearls when assembling and Areteee and V1ad had to save the day by throwing two of theirs into the mix. With the last pearl in place, the room glew a magical violet and a void ripped open between the portal frames, opening a wormhole to the moon. Glitchy, standing in the way, was instantly warped in, followed by the rest of the squad, <del>despite Glitchy specifically saying he was going in first to make sure the spawn wasn't in mid-fucking-air.</del>
-The team was soon met with The Great and Adorable Ender Dragon. While the squad fired arrows at him, Glitchy warped back to the base because he wasn't god damn prepared and by the time he got back, all Ender Crystals had been destroyed and Ender's health halved.
-As Ender swooped down at the team, Glitchy hopped onto his neck and tried to put his dick in Ender's mouth. This tactic was unsuccessful, but lead to Ender crashing into an obsidian pillar where the squad immediately swarmed and attacked. Ender rose up into the sky after a fatal shot in the ass and began glowing white. Amazing Hollywood effects played as he bursted into a fuckload of exp pearls and a bedrock portal fell to the ground with a wormhole back home. Hino lept to Ender's Egg that had befallen and stuffed it into her pocket to bring home.
 Unfortunately for Glitchy, his attempts to fuck Ender midbattle lead him too injurred to survive. Glitchy's Swoobatty body went through cheap 1970s special effects as he regenerated into a weird purple thing with no real species name.
-==== Present Day ====
+==== Ascent to Madness ====
-Glitchy now serves as the Great Janitor of the Republic of Ender, mostly cleaning shit up or something. When not cleaning or organizing, he can probably be found having sex with the secretly alive Ender Dragon, Creepers, Pokemon, or fuck knows what else.
+In late October 2015, Glitchy was bestowed power by [[people:alphabernd|God]] and channelled magic through the Ender Dragon. Legend speaks that he occasionally descends from [[http://minecraft.gamepedia.com/The_End|Heaven]] to judge mortals for their actions or make autistic quests for people to play.