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-====== Battkhortstan Revolutionary Islamic Socialist Soviet Republic ======
+====== Battkhortostan Revolutionary Islamic Soviet Socialist Imperial Republic ======
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-^    //**Battkhortostan Islamic Revolutionary Socialist Soviet Republic**////Баттхортостанская Революционная Исламская Социалистическая Советская Республика//     ^^
+^    //**Battkhortostan Islamic Revolutionary Soviet Socialist Imperial Republic**////Баттхортостанская Революционная Исламская Социалистическая Советская Империјални Республикa//     ^^
-| {{ :nations:battkhortostanflag3.png?200 |}} ||
+| {{ :nations:battkhortostanflag3.png?200 |Battx RISSIR Flag}} ||
+| {{ :nations:battx4:battkhortostanflag.png?200 |Tri-Color}} ||
 |  {{:nations:battkortssrcoa.png?150|Coat of Arms}}  |  {{:nations:coatofkurwa.png?150|Coat of Arms}}  |
 |  Anthem  |  [[http://vocaroo.com/?media=vFftt2PsaT6xv0VPk|Hymn of Butthurt]]  |
 |  Capital  |  [[settlements:Al-Iskandariya]]  |
-|  Official Languages  |  Arabic, Battkhortuoguese, Best Korean, Cuban, English, Farsi, Indonesian, Russian, Sandanistan, Turkish, Urdu  |
+|  Official Languages  |  Arabic, Battkhortuoguese, Best Korean, Cuban, English, Farsi, Indonesian, Russian, Swedish, Turkish, Urdu, Yugoslavian  |
 |  Demonyn  |  Battkhorti, Battkhortian, Battkhortstani, Battkhortostani  |
-|  Government  |  Socialistic Monarchy  |
+|  Government  |  Absolute Monarchy, Socialistic Feudalism  |
-|  Ideology  |  Juche, Platonism, Social Imperialism  |
+|  Ideology  |  Accelerationism, American Liberal-ism, Anti-Rationalism, Georgism, Islamism, Juche, Mao Zedong Thought, National Bolshevism, Platonism, Populism, Progressivism, Red Fascism, Sandinismo, Social Imperialism, Stalinism  |
-|  Leader(s)  |  [[people:Sikandar]]  |
+|  Leader(s)  |  [[people:Sikandar]], [[orders_and_guilds:orders:house_de_battkhort|House de Battkhort]]  |
 |  Establishment  |  June 16th, 2011  |
-|  Population  |  2-3  |
+|  Population  |  7  |
 |  Abbreviation  |  Batt.x, BX  |
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-===== History =====
+Allahu akbar!
-The fifth incarnation of Battkhortostan.
+===== History =====
 //See also: [[history:battkhortostan|History of Battkhortostan]]//
-=== founding/time period ===
-Fingolia was Founded 3.7.2011 when message about founding new empire started spreading in Ylilauta (Finnish Imageboard)
+The <del>fifth</del> sixth incarnation of Battkhortostan.
-=== major event/time period ===
-Every day is New Mene event day.
 ===== Geography =====
-Empire of Fingolia is lot of mountains and plains.
-Spurdo is surrounded by mountains in the north and south. Some Hikikomori finns have also builted house to those mountains
+The nation of Battkhortostan lies within the land of Battkhortostan, occupying Battkhortia Minor on the tip of the Battkhorti Peninsula (unlabeled on map) in the Nevergreen Desert and Battkhortia Major across the Straits of Analpain in an unnamed and unlabeled desert. The River Transvaal serves as a border between Battkhortostan and Kovanje Vyrstaat and also separates the desert from the mountains. The lands are arid due to the rain shadow created by the Butthurt Mountains, preventing moist air from the Cuntdestroyer Sea from penetrating the interior, <del>however terraforming projects are planned to turn at least the city of Al-Iskandariya a shade of green-brown</del> nope terraforming looks ugly as fuck.
-=== Subdivisions ===
-write of
+=== Settlements ===
-non-countries
+  * [[settlements:Al-Iskandariya]]
-here
+=== Planned Settlements ===
+{{:nations:battx2.png?700|location of battx}}
 ===== Politics =====
-write the
+=== Internal Politics ===
-domestic drama
+Battkhortostan is led primarily by the House de Battkhort, an aristocratic family headed by Sikandar.
-here
+Despite authoritarian rhetoric Battkhortostan has proven to be more democratic than any other nation.
+[[people:K_Chris]] is next in the line of succession, followed by [[people:mazznoff]].
+Anti-Yevism is a strong force in Battkhortostan. The terrorist group, the [[orders_and_guilds:orders:house_de_battkhort:benis|Bureau for the Ethical Neutralisation of Inferior Species (BENIS)]], is thought to be receiving covert sponsorship from corrupt Battkhorti government officials.
+With new growth Battkhortostan has reintroduced the ministry system of ages past. [[people:Vexxx]] was chosen as head of the Ministry of Public Works, the first ministry of Battkhortostan.
+=== International Relations ===
+[[settlements:Auri]] is a protectorate and vassal of Battkhortostan.
+Battkhortostan herself is <del>a vassal of</del> independent of the [[nations:katten|Katten Khanate]].
+===== Military =====
+All nations fear the Battkhortstani wizard.
+Battkhortostan offers its military strength to any who provide equipment for them through their mercenary company, [[orders_and_guilds:orders:battx_freikorps|Battkhortostan Freikorps]].
+Battkhortostan has its own set of [[battles:planned_battle_guidelines#Battkhortostani System|guidelines]] for fighting planned battles.
 ===== Economy =====
-write about
+Citizens may not own land but may conduct trade individually and are not required to use the communal chest system. The elite of Battkhortostan however are strongly encouraged to use the communal chest system and have a tradition of doing so.
-minerals
-here
+Battkhortostan lives off an endowment of minerals received as a gift from Allax at the very beginning of the map.
-===== Culture =====
+===== Demographics =====
-write about
+Battkhortostan encourages [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCDMGu-xi30|blanda upp]] among its citizens, whites are in the minority and mixed Slavo-Kebab children are the norm.
-local life
-here
+=== Census ===
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+  * [[people:Hopukka]]
+  * jamesklash
+  * [[people:k_chris|Killer_Chris]]
+  * [[people:mazznoff]]
+  * [[people:Sikandar]]
+  * [[people:Tocktact]]
+  * [[people:Vexxx]]
+===== Culture =====
+//See also: [[orders_and_guilds:orders:house_de_battkhort#Relics|Relics of the Bx. RISSR]]//
+Battkhortostan is a stronghold of cultural Marxism and Islam. Battkhorts have a propensity to horde jewgolds and <del>do nothing with them</del> spend them frivolously funding military actions and foreign projects. As a consequence they (still) are often times the wealthiest nation on the server in pure liquid assets.
+The [[nations:battkhortostan:battx4:hymn|Hymn of Butthurt]] is Battkhortostan's national anthem, written by [[people:K_chris|Killer_Chris]].
+Battkhortostan's [[commendations:bxhonors|honors]] include the Order of Butthurt, awarded to those exhibiting extreme butthurt.
+=== Education ===
+Battkhortostanis are indoctrinated with the official state ideology at the Battkhortostan National Academy of Arts and Sciences.
+=== Religion ===
+Most Battkhortians worship Allax. Eastern and Oriental Orthodoxy are also popular. Gnosticism too. Also Zoroastrianism.
+===== Communication =====
+Battkhortostanis and the Battkhortostan government can be reached through the talk pages of this wiki or our IRC channel: <del>#battkhortostan</del> #chat
+We also have a [[http://steamcommunity.com/groups/battx|steam group]] (but it is defunct)