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--- battles:the_blitz_of_mongol [2012/10/10 04:03]
juinn creabed, now I'm sleeb (i'll fixg it up later)
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 ^           //**The Blitz of Mongol**////Part of the [[battles:mongol_wars2|Mongol Wars]]//           ^^
-|   {{:battles:ober-nine-hundred-million-hourbs-in-mspaint.jpg?310|}} \\ //Juinn sneags by all the dirby moongols//   ||
+|   {{:battles:jeune_cavalier_au_fusil.jpg?310|}} \\ //A lone raiding force charges into Mongol//   ||
 | Dates | 5-10-2012 through 9-10-2012 |
 | Location| Various Mongol Territories, [[nations:breshikan_empire| Mongol]]\\ |
-| Result | Overwhelming Breshik Victory, Mongol loss of confidence, Battkhortostan cesseion, emigration of Mongoloid peoples, [[battles:koviowar|The War Against Kovio]] |
+| Result | Griefed settlements, butthurt,  Battkhortostan cesseion, emigration of Mongoloid peoples, [[battles:koviowar|The War Against Kovio]] |
 ^  Belligerents  ||
 | {{:nations:katkraine.png?22|Imperial Flag}} [[nations:katten|Katten Khanate]] \\ {{:untitled.jpg?22|K.Freistaat}} [[nations:koviofreistaat|Kovanje Vrystaat]] <wrap lo>//Satellite of the Katten Khanate//</wrap> |{{:nations:civil_ensign.png?22|National Standard}} Breshik\\ {{http://i1282.photobucket.com/albums/a539/Shakomatic/Wissenflag_zps13a09273.png?22|Breshikan High Command}} //<wrap lo>Breshikan Army Command, The Chancellor's Guard</wrap>//  |
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 | \\ {{:untitled.jpg?22|K.Freistaat}} [[people:kovio|Kovio]]| {{:nations:civil_ensign.png?22|National Standard}} [[people:juinn|Juinn]] |
 ^  Strength  ||
-| The Entire Mongoloid Empire | 1 |
+| ??? | 1 |
 ^  Loses  ||
 | Severe loss of agriculture and infrastructure | 0 |
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-======= The Great Blitz of Mongol =======
+======= The Blitz of Mongol =======
-**The Great Blitz of Mongol**, aka, **The Night of Dropped Torches** followed a series of unprovoked raids upon sovereign Breshik territory, the slaughter of refugees, and several assassination attempts of glorious leader Shagomatic by dirty Mongols.  Newly abbointed Chief of the Breshik Army and High Chancellor of the Breshik Reichstack Juinn began plotting a campaign to snuff out Mongoloid infrastructure and morale, hoping to end the war without severe loss of life.  What resulted was perhaps one of the most intense and thourough raids the server has ever seen comitted by one player (aka Juinn has no libe and spends free time knocking over torches instead of sleebing).  The raids took place on late Friday through earlier Saturday and continued on late Monday into early Duesday.
+**The Blitz of Mongol**, followed a series of unprovoked raids upon sovereign Holy Breshik territory, the slaughter of political refugees (Yevs), and several assassination on the leader of the Holy Breshik Empire Shakomatic by Mongol affiliated forces lead by Kovio.
-===== OBERATION: GREY SNO =====
+The raids took place on late Friday through earlier Saturday, and continued on late Monday into early Tuesday.
-The raids started in one of the Mongol settlement nearest Breshik territory, Vinnland.  The entire countryside was burned to the ground from aerial firebombing, only to have the ashen earth and air enveloped by snow, turning the entire country grei.  Juinn considered this a favour as now the settlement was as advertised: full of alcoholism and sno.  Green Kitten's personal vacation yurt was ransacked and found to be housing a yev mistress (pics upload soon).
-Perhaps most telling about this raid was that despite being the first raided area, until Juinn said something noone knew anything happened there leaving some to question the Mongol legistimacy as territorial caretakers.
+===== OBERATION: GRAY SNOW =====
+The raids started in the Mongol settlement nearest Breshik territory, [[settlements:vinland|Vinland]], as a test of Mongol responsiveness.
+There was none, and the Breshik raiding force reduced the entire countryside to ash, but left the memorial alter of [[people:fly|Fly]] as the only thing untouched.
+Other damages were livestock, farms, torches, beds and some broken windows. Additionally, the majority of Vinlandian territory was deforested.
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+|   {{:battles:greenkittens-house-yev-or-yev-mistress.png?300|}}   |
+|   //A Yev found just outside Green Kitten's Vinnish vacation home//   |
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+Perhaps most telling about this raid was that until Breshik made an announcement to the affect of the raid days, nearly one week later, Mongolian government had not realized anything had taken place, leaving some to question the Mongol legistimacy as territorial caretakers.
 ===== OBERATION: TORA! TORA! TORA! =====
-Mistaking Toratown for the main Mongol base Juinn proceeded to grieb them seberely: destroying crobs, stealing wood, recovering precious art, and generally burning any and all yurts.  A respektor of religion, Juinn proceded to erect the Holy Mongol Phallus, the traditional icon of devout warship in Mongol society (pics soon).
+Mistaking Tora for the main Mongol base Juinn proceeded to grieve them severely: destroying crops, burning all trees, removing all cactus, liberating valuable art, and generally smashing any and all yurts.  A respecter of religion, Juinn proceded to erect upon the Holy Mongol Icon the Holiest Palpal hat, as a guesture of faith, so that despite the ugliness of the conflict all participants might find truth and contentment by their religious ways.
 Another consequence of the raid is that the Toran Desert Cactus is now endangered.
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+|                                  {{:battles:in-good-faith.png?300|}}                                   |
+|   //A gesture of goodwill between nations.//   |
+</WRAP>
 ==== OBERATION: THE TORA 2! ====
-Since the mongols are tiny baby babies, they used a poor migrant worker on a visa as a scabegoat to revert all the buttgriebing done by Juinn, so Juinn accombanied by Shagomatic came and did everything all over again with much //gusto//.  The Holy Mongol Phallus was re-erected, and Shagomatic, pitying the downtrodden beople of the Tora and the bersecusion of the Mongols broclaimed the Breshik Annexation of Tora and raised the Breshikan Standard over Tora Town to great fanfare.
+Following the actions carried out previously, moderators of the Staff were called in to revert the damages done to occupied Tora.  Apparently, an individual living within the afflicted space was in fact, not Monolian but a migrant worker on visa.  Arguably by accepting said visa the migrant worker had accepted the consequnces of living inside of Mongol territory, even temporarily, but Breshik recognized that the Mongols were already exploiting the unfortunate worker and made no objection.  Instead, a second campaign was launched that ignored the worker's home and little else.
+Pitying the fool who had been conned into endentured servitude, and the general state of occupied Tora, Kiaser Shakomatic proclaimed annexation of the land and erected the Breshikan standard over the settlement.
+===== OBERATION: THE FINAL RAID OF MONGOL =====
+A final assualt in the Blitz against Mongol took place in Fort Yurt.  Previously, the Breshikan force responsible for the raids was going to hold off on further damages, but figurehead of the Mongol Empire, Kovio threatened the life of Breshikan Chancellor Juinn, a matter not taken lightly following the attempted assassinations of the Kiaser.
+Trees where burnt, soils poisoined, cactuses toppled, torches stolen and finally the fort was taken by raid.  Breshik forces pushed in and smashed anything of value, discovering the glimmering HQ of a prominent Mongolian company along the way, and leaving it to the creepers and skeletons.
-===== OBERATION: THE FINAL RAIBE OF MONGOL =====
-A final assualt in the Blitz of dirty smelly mongol took place in Mongol Tent Town.  Juinn was going to gall it goob, but then the most stinky mongoloid Kovio threatened Juinn with murber and tried to make up bolitical double-speak and attembted rule bending to bretened he was not mongol and that mongol had not deglared war on Holy Holy Breshiktown which he claimbed was not a real place none of any of which made any sense to anyone else present and he was probagly too tired.
-Anyway, Juinn showbed that guy who wasn't a real blace by griebing his tent and castletown of all torches, trees, and cagtus.  But most babiest of baby babies Kovio cried like a baby, doing as he'd insulted others of doing many times and axged mods to fix his house.
+{{:battles:there-shall-be-benis-in-our-time.png}}
 ===== Results =====
-Following the first raids, many of the territories occubied by Mongol began to guestion dirty Mongol occubation, as all they got was <del>sticks</del> <del>burn</del> griebbings from Mongol war mongrolling.  Resentment esbecially built up against Kobio whose rebutation was already smeared by his dirty monbol ways.
+<del>Following the first set of raids, many of the territories occupied by Mongol began to question Mongol occupation, as all they got were sticks burn the threat of raids due to Monolian war mongrolling.</del> Though deamed entirely legal by the staff, per server pro-builder policy, all damages were eventually rolled back, and while no physical damage endurred Kovio's frustration has subsequently resulted in threats of retribution which have been yet unfruitful.