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--- battles:enderwar2 [2015/05/07 00:37]
june reason to war Caerula
+++ battles:enderwar2 [2023/04/15 16:57] (current)
salah old revision restored (2020/11/08 04:02)
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 ====== The Commonwealth Ender "War" ======
+<WRAP round center info 40%>This article is Austrobernd trying to safe face while surrendering. See the [[battles:commonwealth-ender-war|Commonwealth-Ender War]] for in-depth details about this conflict.</WRAP>
 Hino had blue balls and wanted to fight, after caerulia refused to battle (>Tomoko: Bawww, they invaded me and stopped my revolution, Hino, war them!), hino tried to wage war on the COM. after a cassus belli was found the COM tried to negonate, but a battle, a great battle, would be also really nice. But hino had her days and when they tried to shedule a battle, it was too much retardness too handle and the fight was cannceld. gr8 job hino.
+<hidden some chat logs (click to display)>
+<file>
+[00:25]	Spock: [alpha] <yeti30> dann kill tomoko :-D
+[00:25]	Spock: [alpha] <Tomoko> they will never find me
+[00:26]	Spock: [alpha] <Austrobernd> tomoko come spawn
+[00:26]	Spock: [alpha] <Tomoko> its a trap
+[00:26]	Spock: [alpha] <Austrobernd> :DDD
+[00:28]	Spock: [alpha] <yeti30> austro kome spawn
+[00:30]	Spock: [alpha] * Austrobernd was slain by Hinoarashi
+[00:29]	Spock: [alpha] <yeti30> hino :-)
+[00:30]	Spock: [alpha] <Hinoarashi> That's for Tomoko
+[00:30]	Spock: [alpha] <yeti30> austo
+[00:30]	Spock: [alpha] <yeti30> hahahahah
+[00:32]	Spock: [alpha] <Hinoarashi> You went to spawn with a sword and TNT
+[00:33]	Spock: [alpha] <Hinoarashi> Sounds like terrorism.
+----------------------------------------
+[00:41]	Spock: [alpha] <Tomoko> june, it was an ambush, yeti was trying to get me killed
+[00:41]	Spock: [alpha] <yeti30> austro come spawn
+[00:41]	Spock: [alpha] <Tomoko> yeti starts war, yeti fuels war
+----------------------------------------
+[00:45]	Spock: [alpha] <Hinoarashi> Okay, since you're the other leader.
+[00:45]	Spock: [alpha] <Hinoarashi> Here are our demands.
+[00:46]	Spock: [alpha] <Hinoarashi> Killer_Chris placed as King of Breshik and an unconditional surrender.
+[00:46]	Spock: [alpha] <Austrobernd> and here are mine demands:
+[00:46]	Spock: [alpha] <Hinoarashi> This is a declaration of war.
+[00:46]	Spock: [alpha] <Austrobernd> fuck you
+[00:47]	Spock: [alpha] <Hinoarashi> When would be an okay time for battle? We can schedule some and decide locations.
+[00:47]	Spock: [alpha] <Austrobernd> take your medicine
+----------------------------------------
+[00:54]	Spock: [alpha] <Hinoarashi> Oh, are we allowed to war with TNT?
+[00:54]	Spock: [alpha] <Hinoarashi> Please say yes.
+[00:55]	Spock: [alpha] <Austrobernd> yeti wo bist du?
+[00:55]	Spock: [alpha] <yeti30> ehm
+[00:55]	Spock: [alpha] <Hinoarashi> Say yes.
+[00:55]	Spock: [alpha] <Austrobernd> wait
+[00:55]	Spock: [alpha] <Hinoarashi> We have blue balls. We need to test our scimitars.
+[00:55]	Spock: [alpha] <Hinoarashi> Need stuff to shoot.
+[00:55]	Spock: [alpha] <Hinoarashi> Say yes.
+[00:55]	June: tfw Hino went full warmonger
+[00:55]	Spock: [alpha] <Austrobernd> well
+[00:56]	Spock: [alpha] <Austrobernd> no
+----------------------------------------
+[01:00]	Spock: [alpha] <Moorglade> fuggin nerds
+----------------------------------------
+[01:30]	Spock: [alpha] <Austrobernd> WE ACCEPT
+[01:30]	Spock: [alpha] <Hinoarashi> Cheers.
+[01:31]	Spock: [alpha] <niller1703> Tacomatic is gonna kill us
+[01:31]	PPA: Nah
+[01:31]	PPA: It's a Breshikan tradition
+[01:31]	Spock: [alpha] <Hinoarashi> He'd probably give you an asspat for digging your heels in.
+[01:31]	PPA: As soon as Shakomatic leaves, at most a day later, his regents declare a disastrous war
+[01:32]	PPA: and then he comes back to find everything in ruins and on fire
+----------------------------------------
+[01:37]	PPA: Well congratulations, you got yourself in a war.
+[01:37]	PPA: Now what's the next step in your masterplan?
+----------------------------------------
+[01:37]	Spock: [alpha] <Austrobernd> dont you want to shedule a battle
+[01:37]	Spock: [alpha] <Hinoarashi> Yeah.
+[01:37]	Spock: [alpha] <Austrobernd> it was your idea
+[01:37]	Spock: [alpha] <Hinoarashi> I'm asking if next week some time's OK with them.
+[01:37]	Spock: [alpha] <Hinoarashi> I'm going to Disney land
+----------------------------------------
+[01:46]	Spock: [alpha] <Hinoarashi> Tomoko can't walk through the streets of Bydlograd and feel safe.
+[01:46]	Spock: [alpha] <Austrobernd> OF COURSE you cant peacefully throught bydlograd
+[01:47]	Spock: [alpha] <Austrobernd> there spawn dozends of zobies nigga
+----------------------------------------
+got tired of copying the logs further
+</file>
+</hidden>
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 ^  Battle Losses  ||
-| hours of time | ? |
+| hours of time | Throne of Breshik |
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 {{:battles:hino_has_her_days.png|Actual description of the events who lead to the war}}