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 ====== The Commonwealth Ender "War" ======
-Hino had blue balls and wanted to fight, after caerulia refused to battle (of reasons what austrobernd had to learn the hard way), hino tried to wage war on the COM. after a cassus belli was found the COM tried to negonate, but a battle, a great battle, would be also really nice. But hino had her days and when they tried to shedule a battle, it was too much retardness too handle and the fight was cannceld. gr8 job hino.
+<WRAP round center info 40%>This article is Austrobernd trying to safe face while surrendering. See the [[battles:commonwealth-ender-war|Commonwealth-Ender War]] for in-depth details about this conflict.</WRAP>
+Hino had blue balls and wanted to fight, after caerulia refused to battle (>Tomoko: Bawww, they invaded me and stopped my revolution, Hino, war them!), hino tried to wage war on the COM. after a cassus belli was found the COM tried to negonate, but a battle, a great battle, would be also really nice. But hino had her days and when they tried to shedule a battle, it was too much retardness too handle and the fight was cannceld. gr8 job hino.
+<hidden some chat logs (click to display)>
+<file>
+[00:25]	Spock: [alpha] <yeti30> dann kill tomoko :-D
+[00:25]	Spock: [alpha] <Tomoko> they will never find me
+[00:26]	Spock: [alpha] <Austrobernd> tomoko come spawn
+[00:26]	Spock: [alpha] <Tomoko> its a trap
+[00:26]	Spock: [alpha] <Austrobernd> :DDD
+[00:28]	Spock: [alpha] <yeti30> austro kome spawn
+[00:30]	Spock: [alpha] * Austrobernd was slain by Hinoarashi
+[00:29]	Spock: [alpha] <yeti30> hino :-)
+[00:30]	Spock: [alpha] <Hinoarashi> That's for Tomoko
+[00:30]	Spock: [alpha] <yeti30> austo
+[00:30]	Spock: [alpha] <yeti30> hahahahah
+[00:32]	Spock: [alpha] <Hinoarashi> You went to spawn with a sword and TNT
+[00:33]	Spock: [alpha] <Hinoarashi> Sounds like terrorism.
+----------------------------------------
+[00:41]	Spock: [alpha] <Tomoko> june, it was an ambush, yeti was trying to get me killed
+[00:41]	Spock: [alpha] <yeti30> austro come spawn
+[00:41]	Spock: [alpha] <Tomoko> yeti starts war, yeti fuels war
+----------------------------------------
+[00:45]	Spock: [alpha] <Hinoarashi> Okay, since you're the other leader.
+[00:45]	Spock: [alpha] <Hinoarashi> Here are our demands.
+[00:46]	Spock: [alpha] <Hinoarashi> Killer_Chris placed as King of Breshik and an unconditional surrender.
+[00:46]	Spock: [alpha] <Austrobernd> and here are mine demands:
+[00:46]	Spock: [alpha] <Hinoarashi> This is a declaration of war.
+[00:46]	Spock: [alpha] <Austrobernd> fuck you
+[00:47]	Spock: [alpha] <Hinoarashi> When would be an okay time for battle? We can schedule some and decide locations.
+[00:47]	Spock: [alpha] <Austrobernd> take your medicine
+----------------------------------------
+[00:54]	Spock: [alpha] <Hinoarashi> Oh, are we allowed to war with TNT?
+[00:54]	Spock: [alpha] <Hinoarashi> Please say yes.
+[00:55]	Spock: [alpha] <Austrobernd> yeti wo bist du?
+[00:55]	Spock: [alpha] <yeti30> ehm
+[00:55]	Spock: [alpha] <Hinoarashi> Say yes.
+[00:55]	Spock: [alpha] <Austrobernd> wait
+[00:55]	Spock: [alpha] <Hinoarashi> We have blue balls. We need to test our scimitars.
+[00:55]	Spock: [alpha] <Hinoarashi> Need stuff to shoot.
+[00:55]	Spock: [alpha] <Hinoarashi> Say yes.
+[00:55]	June: tfw Hino went full warmonger
+[00:55]	Spock: [alpha] <Austrobernd> well
+[00:56]	Spock: [alpha] <Austrobernd> no
+----------------------------------------
+[01:00]	Spock: [alpha] <Moorglade> fuggin nerds
+----------------------------------------
+[01:30]	Spock: [alpha] <Austrobernd> WE ACCEPT
+[01:30]	Spock: [alpha] <Hinoarashi> Cheers.
+[01:31]	Spock: [alpha] <niller1703> Tacomatic is gonna kill us
+[01:31]	PPA: Nah
+[01:31]	PPA: It's a Breshikan tradition
+[01:31]	Spock: [alpha] <Hinoarashi> He'd probably give you an asspat for digging your heels in.
+[01:31]	PPA: As soon as Shakomatic leaves, at most a day later, his regents declare a disastrous war
+[01:32]	PPA: and then he comes back to find everything in ruins and on fire
+----------------------------------------
+[01:37]	PPA: Well congratulations, you got yourself in a war.
+[01:37]	PPA: Now what's the next step in your masterplan?
+----------------------------------------
+[01:37]	Spock: [alpha] <Austrobernd> dont you want to shedule a battle
+[01:37]	Spock: [alpha] <Hinoarashi> Yeah.
+[01:37]	Spock: [alpha] <Austrobernd> it was your idea
+[01:37]	Spock: [alpha] <Hinoarashi> I'm asking if next week some time's OK with them.
+[01:37]	Spock: [alpha] <Hinoarashi> I'm going to Disney land
+----------------------------------------
+[01:46]	Spock: [alpha] <Hinoarashi> Tomoko can't walk through the streets of Bydlograd and feel safe.
+[01:46]	Spock: [alpha] <Austrobernd> OF COURSE you cant peacefully throught bydlograd
+[01:47]	Spock: [alpha] <Austrobernd> there spawn dozends of zobies nigga
+----------------------------------------
+got tired of copying the logs further
+</file>
+</hidden>
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 ^  Battle Losses  ||
-| hours of time | ? |
+| hours of time | Throne of Breshik |
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 {{:battles:hino_has_her_days.png|Actual description of the events who lead to the war}}